Just another slice of life in Wisconsin as a woman does karate, her son gets naked, and the dog steals cornbread at the local Wal-Mart.
By: dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2019 (12:01am)
That's a lot of chicken. Well, chicken-like substance anyway. Do all Canadians have such large rectums?
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Monday, Apr 15th 2019 (12:00am)
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A naked man attempted to board a plane at Moscow's Domodedovo Airport while shouting that clothes make him less aerodynamic. The nude intruder was intercepted by airport staff before he could make it onto his plane to Crimea. He was later detained by police officers.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 26th 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: reddit
People usually dip chips in salsa. A Maryville man had another idea. Howard Matthew Webb, 31, is accused of placing his testicles in a salsa container that was then delivered to a low-tipping customer last month. Maryville police arrested Webb on Friday on a charge of "adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals," a Class C felony.
By: dave
Tuesday, Mar 5th 2019 (6:03am)
Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.
By: dave
Monday, Jan 14th 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: Heferito
Police are trying to track down a man who spent three hours licking a doorbell at a California home. Police said a newly installed surveillance system helped them investigate the case. "We were pleasantly surprised the image was so clear. It didn't take us long to identify the individual," Salina Police Department spokesperson Miguel Cabrera said.

and yes, there's video.
By: dave
Thursday, Jan 10th 2019 (12:04am)
The skilled climber and thief Vjeran Tomic, whom the French press referred to as Spider-Man, has described robbery as an act of imagination.
Perhaps the greatest art thief in French history, Tomic pulled off a fantastic caper. A rather lengthy but really terrific read.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Jan 8th 2019 (12:00am) | Thanks: Digg
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Two nuns at a Catholic school in California are accused of stealing $500,000 in school funds and using the money on vacations and gambling. Bank records show Sister Mary Margaret Kreuper and Sister Lana Lang of St. James Catholic School in Torrence had been embezzling from the school for at least 10 years.
By: dave
Saturday, Dec 8th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: reddit
An Ohio grocery store employee is facing theft charges for allegedly stealing $9,200 worth of deli meat.
By: dave
Friday, Nov 9th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: birdy
A scientist, researching at a remote Russian research station in Antarctica, allegedly stabbed and injured a colleague following a breakdown after the latter kept on revealing endings of books he was reading.
By: dave
Thursday, Nov 1st 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: swimfan
There you have it Arkansas. Crime is running rampant in America. Be grateful for law enforcement in our communities.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Oct 23rd 2018 (12:48am)
It's not a stretch to say that a foreskin isn't the first place one would think of hiding drugs. But when you’re naked in a parking lot, and you're about to be arrested, you find ways to improvise. At least Joshua Hare did.
By: dave
Tuesday, Jul 10th 2018 (5:41am) | Thanks: AdmrlCapnPrwlr
It turns out that it's relatively easy to steal and spoof your keyless entry and or remote start features of your car's key fob.

If you're not willing to invest in a Faraday bag to keep it safe, you could pop it into some aluminum foil, or an old coffee can, or both.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Jul 9th 2018 (12:00am)
Terrelle Johnson confessed to killing his mother the morning after her decapitated body was found June 6 in their backyard in Stone County, a sheriff's deputy testified at a preliminary hearing Wednesday afternoon.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 29th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: JaiDubs
Wetumpka, Ala. – Shortly after fire crews responded to an alleged arson at a local Church’s Chicken late last night, one member of the Alabama black metal scene came forward to claim responsibility for the blaze.

When asked about his issue with Church’s Chicken directly, Nyxx explained, “That place is the lovechild of the two things in this world I despise most: Processed meat stripped from abused and inhumanely treated animals, and organized religion. I saw it as a sort of ‘two birds, one stone’ opportunity. Anyone who bows to an empty God or eats a bucket of drumsticks for dinner is part of America’s biggest problem. You people are why I want to just move to the dark woods of Norway and be done with this hellhole of a country.”
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, May 29th 2018 (2:03am)
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As federal crimes go, this one seems to have been ridiculously easy to pull off. Dushaun Henderson-Spruce submitted a U.S. Postal Service change of address form on Oct. 26, 2017, according to court documents. He requested changing a corporation's mailing address from an address in Atlanta to the address of his apartment on Chicago's North Side.
By: dave
Tuesday, May 15th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: /.
A 42-year-old Pennsylvania man is facing an assault and harassment charges after allegedly beating his mother with a Star Wars light saber, according to court records.
By: dave
Thursday, May 10th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: jedi clampett
Criminals launched a swarm of drones at an FBI rescue team during an unspecified hostage situation near a large U.S. city, confusing law enforcement. The criminals flew the drones at high speed over the heads of FBI agents to drive them away while also shooting video that they then uploaded to YouTube as a way to alert other nearby criminal members about law enforcement’s location.
By: dave
Friday, May 4th 2018 (6:12pm) | Thanks: /.
Gunmen on water scooters shot at a roving vendor on a beach in Cancun's glittering hotel zone Thursday, an incident believed to be unprecedented for the Caribbean city. Nobody was wounded.
By: dave
Monday, Apr 23rd 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: BillNye
A Florida man desperate to get his beer Friday used hot dogs and a corn dog stick to attack a gas station clerk, police said Monday. Cavan McDaniel, 35, threw hot dogs and poked the female clerk with a corn dog stick at Petro gas station in Marion County, officials said. McDaniel’s bizarre outbreak allegedly began after the clerk refused to sell him beer.
By: dave
Thursday, Feb 22nd 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: heferito
A Seattle, Washington man who was tired of packages being stolen from his front porch, has come up with his own anti-theft device.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Dec 18th 2017 (12:02am)
Once again, Florida appears to be a hotbed of crime as a woman was arrested with drugs in a concealed spot.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Jul 5th 2017 (12:29am)
Getting the jump on rival party hire businesses requires some lateral thinking. In the case of Awesome Party hire, police allege owner James Balcombe's burning ambition to be No.1 led him to pay an employee to go on a two-month spree torching rival party businesses. The alleged spree peaked with one blaze causing $1-million-worth of damage, destroying dozens of jumping castles, a stretch limo and a mechanical bull, amongst other equipment.
By: dave
Friday, Jun 30th 2017 (12:00am) | Thanks: mefi
"Hey! Can’t you see I’m fappin' here?" A New Jersey man was arrested Thursday evening after parking his Dodge minivan in the middle of the Lincoln Tunnel to masturbate, reports New York.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, May 14th 2017 (1:42am)
Federal authorities are investigating whether a former Cabot Creamery employee committed what could be one of the Vermontiest crimes ever: stealing parts from a major Vermont cheese company to make maple syrup manufacturing machines.
By: dave
Friday, May 12th 2017 (8:45am) | Thanks: mefi

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