Why are they called Camel spiders? Brace yourself:

Camels are their most famous prey. They will wait half buried under sand or lie in waiting in whatever rocks or shrubbery.... and then run to the underbelly of a passing camel. The riders usually don't see it and the camel usually doesn't feel it much since the spider's anesthetic works so quickly.

The spider will start eating into the camel's stomach and eat away at all the skin and muscle until, suddenly, the guts and all of the camel will fall out; completely surprising the rider, and to a larger extent, the camel.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 30th 2002 (12:01am)
Cats are notoriously clean animals, but face it - every once and a while, they'll roll around in something that, while smelling great to cats, stinks to high hell for us humans, and a proper bathing is in order. To prepare for this INCREDIBLY dangerous undertaking, read up on Cat Bathing as a Martial Art.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 29th 2002 (12:35am)
This is so cute I think I need an insulin shot: Cat nurses 3 squirrels, 4 kittens.
By: Dave
Thursday, May 23rd 2002 (12:25am) to put a bunny in a trance. I can think of thousands of uses for this knowledge.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 22nd 2002 (12:05am)
Pikachu! I choose you!
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 21st 2002 (12:37am)
A Cornell researcher is doing a study on how cats manipulate people and how their language skills have adapted over time to better communicate their needs to us humans. This explains why I spend 80 percent of my paychecks on catnip.
By: Dave
Monday, May 20th 2002 (12:18am)
After reading all about Momo's parts, I feel so dirty!
By: chimpy
Friday, May 17th 2002 (1:20pm)
A frenzied feline took on a babysitter, a family and the police in a nasty scrap that sent people scurrying out of their home. Cocoa, the family cat, went on a rampage Sunday evening, forcing a family in Dartmouth to call the police for help.
By: Dave
Tuesday, May 14th 2002 (12:11am)
A beaver weighing 40 kilograms attacked an elderly Lithuanian woman, biting her 22 times during an assault the pensioner said would have killed her had she not knocked out the beaver with a stick.
By: Dave
Wednesday, May 1st 2002 (1:28am)
I thought my bird was from pluto once, turned out he was just f**king weird. Anyway - this outer space dog can't be caught!
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:18pm)
Behold, the newest webcam craze!
By: Madkow
Sunday, Apr 28th 2002 (10:13am)
Be careful everyone - you can go to jail if you attack a cop with your pussy!
By: chimpy
Wednesday, Apr 24th 2002 (8:49am)
YES!!!!! Neighbor pissing you off? Kill him with roadside terrorism!
By: chimpy
Sunday, Apr 21st 2002 (8:41am)
It's ok to love your animals, and now you can SHOW THEM how much you love them in the comfort of your own pad.
By: chimpy
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (9:46pm)
Every year at Easter, families buy thier children baby bunnies and chicks. After a few months, these poor animals are usually brought to a shelter and disposed of. Pets or Food is proud to announce a special Easter special that solves this horrible problem.
By: Dave
Saturday, Apr 20th 2002 (1:04am)
Mmmmm.. puerile.
By: Madkow
Wednesday, Apr 17th 2002 (1:28am)
By: Dave
Tuesday, Apr 16th 2002 (10:39am)
$8500 for the water bill?!?!? Dammit, Mittens!!!
By: Dave
Thursday, Mar 7th 2002 (1:25am)

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