Thursday, August 30th
Description of product is extremely accurate. I plan on using it to build my own winter fortress to protect me from the devil himself.
Not prime eligible.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 30th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: twtfsale
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In an effort to stave off the wholesale consumption of the noble blue crab in Maryland - a state that considers crab to be a vitamin - PeTA launched a billboard campaign that caught the attention of Jimmy's Famous Seafood in Baltimore. As you can surmise, hilarity then ensued across the twitterverse.
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 30th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: fate
Wednesday, August 29th
Tuesday, August 28th
A bunch of quick hitter jokes here, but well worth the watch.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 28th 2018 (8:36am)
If you think you're the only fan of movies so bad they're good, think again. Every state in the US has its own favorite terrible film. These films - you know, those bad movies that you love to hate and hate to love - definitely aren't masterpieces, but they bring about great nostalgia and comfort when you watch them.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 28th 2018 (4:59am) | Thanks: digg
Ian Bogost made this, for some reason. Put words between buns.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 28th 2018 (4:49am)
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Monday, August 27th
Oh, so you missed John Oliver last night? So did I. Here is a bunch of shit.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Aug 27th 2018 (9:29am)
If you think drinking a cup of coffee perks you up, wait till you get 16 ounces of it tubed into your butthole.
By: dave
Monday, Aug 27th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: mefi
Sunday, August 26th
Playwright Neil Simon, a master of comedy whose laugh-filled hits such as "The Odd Couple," ''Barefoot in the Park" and his "Brighton Beach" trilogy dominated Broadway for decades, has died. He was 91.

Simon died early Sunday of complications from pneumonia at New York Presbyterian Hospital in Manhattan, said Bill Evans, a longtime friend and spokesman for Shubert Organization theaters.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Aug 26th 2018 (6:28pm)
Saturday, August 25th
We all knew this was coming. I didn't always agree with his political positions, but he was a real stand-up guy.
By: spam_vigilante
Saturday, Aug 25th 2018 (7:01pm)
Friday, August 24th
He didn't take a plug nickel with him, nor is he particularly famous.
Welcome to the dead, Robin.
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 24th 2018 (1:49pm)
Enter the PancakeBot, a plotter/2D printer that uses pancake batter for ink on a griddle bed. Now you can whip out dickbutt pancakes by the dozen!
By: dave
Friday, Aug 24th 2018 (12:00am)
Thursday, August 23rd
Yeah, you watched Looney Tunes. You've watched Merrie Melodies. Who is that guy behind the scenes? Watch and find out.
By: spam_vigilante
Thursday, Aug 23rd 2018 (12:00am)
The bathroom is a mysterious place. What goes on inside varies for everyone, or maybe it doesn't; we simply do not know. The question has prompted some discussion in the past, and I suspect it will continue to do so until we are all under 24-hour government surveillance, at which point the answers will be known by those with access to the government's live feed. But for now, with the door closed, we can only suspect and ask questions. Here's one: Do men enter the bathtub on their hands and knees in order to ensure their balls hit the water last?
By: dave
Thursday, Aug 23rd 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: mefi
Wednesday, August 22nd
Yeah, you're laughing. But methane is a pretty awful greenhouse gas, far worse than CO2. By feeding seaweed to both cows and sheep, we could cut down on their belching out this crap into our atmosphere.
By: spam_vigilante
Wednesday, Aug 22nd 2018 (5:34pm)
Tuesday, August 21st
Product advertising as a whole was nearly eradicated in the early days of TV, but clever execs convinced the FTC that the function of advertising was to provide information, not sway purchases. Now that the intarwebs has made product information readily available to anyone and everyone, the argument could be made that there is no legitimate reason for advertising to exist any more.
By: dave
Tuesday, Aug 21st 2018 (11:46am) | Thanks: digg
This is classic comedy, my friends. Except maybe you pyromaniacs.
By: spam_vigilante
Tuesday, Aug 21st 2018 (12:16am)
Monday, August 20th
Finnish band called Steve'n'Seagulls plays AC/DC's awesome song called Thunderstruck.
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Aug 20th 2018 (12:01am)
Recently, a darling toddler named Magdalena was baptized in a Catholic Church, unfortunately she wasn’t too happy about being dunked in water against her will
By: spam_vigilante
Monday, Aug 20th 2018 (12:01am) | Thanks: Karen
In 2014, "feltist" Lucy Sparrow opened the doors to the Cornershop, a playful pop-up "store" in London. Though seemingly stocked with familiar groceries, the Cornership was not your typical supermarket; everything, from the potato chips to the pricing gun, was made of soft and squishy felt. While the Cornershop has long since closed, Sparrow Mart, a similar site, has made its way to sunny southern California.
By: dave
Monday, Aug 20th 2018 (12:01am)
Sunday, August 19th
Pandas often give birth to twins, but only nurse one of them, which is a tragic waste of pandas. Scientists have found a workaround that relies on their innate obliviousness, as you can see in this clip from BBC Earth. One may argue that this only perpetuates the survival of less-intelligent pandas, but that's akin to closing the barn door after the horse has escaped.

Sir David Attenborough narrates.
By: spam_vigilante
Sunday, Aug 19th 2018 (12:00am) | Thanks: Miss C
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Saturday, August 18th
For crew of 2,100-passenger cruise ship, frenetic ‘turnaround day’ in Seattle starts and ends the journey.
By: Sunny
Saturday, Aug 18th 2018 (12:18pm)
Friday, August 17th
The Indonesian capital of Jakarta is home to 10 million people but it is also one of the fastest-sinking cities in the world. If this goes unchecked, parts of the megacity could be entirely submerged by 2050, say researchers. Is it too late?
By: spam_vigilante
Friday, Aug 17th 2018 (12:32am)

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